Self-hosted AI agents that stay up. WhatsApp bots that take orders and bookings while you sleep. Video ads by the batch. Set up remotely, in writing, by an operator who runs 36 automations a day and got paged for every one of them.
Field notes, not brochures. Everything we sell was built to fix something that broke on our own fleet: cron jobs dying with spawn sh ENOENT, a gateway crash-looping on an auto-update, embeddings killed by MAX_PATH, 523 alerts silently dead-lettered, every cron job 401ing at once. Fixed, scripted, shipped.
Agent deployments
The one-line installer gets you to "it works" in ten minutes. We get you to "it still works in three months": hardened, monitored, on the connectors you actually use, with a runbook you can hand to the next person. Delivered over SSH or RDP plus Telegram. No calls required.
OpenClaw or Hermes on your VPS or Windows machine.
Extra specialist agent (sales, EA, finance): +$290 each.
Start a setupFor agents we set up, or ones you already run.
Your agent is down, flapping, or "reports ok while dead". We find out why and fix it, in writing, with the diagnosis attached.
What breaks
All fifteen are in the kit runbook. These are the ones people write to us about.
| Symptom | Cause | Fix |
|---|---|---|
| spawn sh ENOENT | Cron command payloads wrap in sh -lc; Windows has no sh | Author jobs as an argv array (--command-argv), forward slashes |
| ok while dead | agentTurn wrappers "run this script and reply OK" succeed even when the script exits 1 | Real command jobs; verify by side effect |
| every job 401s | One shared Claude OAuth token, refresh token blanked in a rotation race | Token watchdog with no LLM in the path; re-login |
| crash loop | Auto-updater restarts via schtasks and never lands the install | update.auto.enabled=false, deliberate npm upgrades |
| no backends are loaded | Embedding DLLs 275 chars deep, past MAX_PATH | Junction node-llama-cpp to the short global copy |
| chat not found | Specialist agents send as their own bot, which is not in your group | Route critical sends through the bot that is |
Product
Every guide assumes a Mac or a Linux box. This is for the rest of us. Eleven scripts and a fifteen-section runbook that keep an OpenClaw gateway alive on Windows, extracted from a fleet that has been up for a year.
Read-only by default. Every write backs up first. Runs on Node 24, OpenClaw 2026.6.1 and newer. Free updates for the 2026 line. Refund within 7 days, no questions.
For shops, clinics, restaurants, gyms
Your customers already message you on WhatsApp. The bot answers in Arabic or English, takes the order or the booking, sends it to your sheet or your POS export, and hands anything unusual to a human. Hosted by us, updated by us. Local businesses in Lebanon and the Gulf pay cash, Whish, or OMT.
بوت واتساب يستقبل الطلبات والحجوزات ويجاوب على الأسئلة بالعربي والإنكليزي، مربوط بجدول أو بنظام المحل. نحن نستضيفه ونحدّثه. الدفع كاش، Whish أو OMT.
AI extensions
Short vertical ads for a product, a menu, a class, a launch. Music videos for a track. Made with a generation pipeline we run every day, finished by a human, delivered in 72 hours. Faceless by design: we do not need your face either.
Contact
We answer in writing within one business day, usually faster. If you are local, WhatsApp works too: message us.